A review that no one imagined
A Twitter user found a curious review on Google Maps that he shared with his thousands of followers. “I’m still waiting for Netflix to make a documentary about these two,” wrote tweeter @ceciarmy next to the photo of the comment left by a former prisoner. The tweet quickly went viral. “14 years later I’m leaving this fucking prison. Four times I tried to escape with Jhonny, “the mace.” I remember the last time they caught us climbing the wall, the tower guard’s son of a bitch hit us with his baton that we didn’t sleep all night,” José Pérez wrote about the Madrid V Penitentiary Center, located in Soto del Real.
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However, that was not all the review left by the former prisoner. He also took the time to warn of the danger involved in climbing the huge walls to escape: “Good prison, the drugs were easy to enter, but to escape you had to climb a wall of more than three meters and that puts the inmates in danger.” , since it is risky. That’s why I put a bad vote, the rest good prison.”
According to the Crónica website, the tweet went viral. So far it has more than 60 thousand likes and more than 6 thousand retweets. As if that were not enough, on Google Maps there are other similar reviews, although as a joke and they are as entertaining as that of José and Jhonny “el macas”. “Aside from his roommate, he spent all night cutting batteries and taking classes on how to defraud without being caught. Everything else, without any problem, they have good parking and good tools to make the tunnel and be able to escape from there without being seen The bad thing is that once you go out you are a little disoriented, but it goes away once the alarm goes off,” user Sergio reviewed a few months ago.
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Another comment, as a joke, refers to the food: “All-you-can-eat buffet, but you find some bug or another extra dose of protein.” “Poorly equipped gym, rusty bars and cement weights, guessing the weight is up to the user. Fun workshops, they are there to while away the hours and from time to time they show an eighties movie. Correctly uniformed and friendly staff, especially if you give them “If you have to be away from society for a while, don’t hesitate to ask for this prison as your main destination,” said another user.